5 Reasons Craig Venter Might Kill You

You may have heard of Craig Venter before, as his former company, Celera Genomics was one of the two groups responsible for publishing the first human genome sequence.

However, Craig Venter is crazy.

So crazy, that Craig Venter just might kill you if you get him angry. Why, you ask? Here are five starter reasons:

  1. He’s infamously cut-throat

He’s been called alternately “Darth Venter“, “a one man superpower “, and “an asshole”. But how did Venter get this reputation? It likely has something to do with him patenting human gene sequences for profit. Also, blowing up Alderaan.

  1. He was in Viet-Nam

That’s right, Venter was in the shit. Probably explains the 1000-yard stare in this picture.

  1. He’s a billionaire

Craig Venter is so damn rich that he could pay to have a piano dropped on you and your loved ones, every day of the year for the next 300 hundred years [($1,000,000,000 / $8000)/365]. Plus, he has two magic science boats, a team of brilliant lackies, and a cool rain jacket.

  1. He sequenced his own genome

He really did. If you think one Craig Venter might kill you, imagine what an army of clone-Venters could achieve.

  1. His lab recently created the first synthetic genome

If you thought Venter’s heyday had past, think again. The J. Craig Venter Institute is has been busy creating life from scratch in the lab. While the JCVI argues that their technology could be used to create bacteria that produce electricity/oil/hydrogen, I can only think this might be the start of something bad, especially coming from Darth Venter.

Author

  • Sasha is the Senior Editor at Jacks of Science leading the writing team. She has been in the scientific field since her middle school years and could not imagine working in anything other than molecular atoms, kinetic energy, and deep space exploration. Dr. Corum has had her work featured in various print and online publications over the years with her most popular piece covering the First Law of Thermodynamics and ionization.